Safe haven season?

Tether skipped the bank run and built its own Fort Knox, deep, secret, and all gold everything.

Trust hits different when your gold stash flexes on entire nations’ GDPs. 💰

🏦 Tether’s Secret Swiss Gold Bunker
Stablecoin juggernaut Tether apparently holds nearly 80 tons of gold, worth a casual $8 billion, tucked away in what it claims is the “most secure vault in the world.”
Where is it? Switzerland. Exact location? Undisclosed. James Bond would be proud.

Why pay vault operators when you can just build your own real-life Fort Knox?

Bloomberg’s deep dive confirms this gold stack makes Tether one of the biggest non-bank, non-government gold holders on the planet, right up there with the likes of UBS Group.

🫡 What TradFi Won’t Tell You
Tether’s CEO says the move’s simple: gold is safer than fiat, especially when debt ceilings keep getting torched like meme coins in a bull run.

His bet? When the US debt pile spooks people, they’ll run to hard assets like gold and, of course, Bitcoin.

“Gold, I think should be logically a safer asset than any national currency.” – Bloomberg, Chief Executive Paolo Ardoino.

📈 The Macro Punch
▪️Gold’s up 38.5% in the past year, hitting an ATH at $3,390 in April.
▪️Sitting now around $3,289, still flexing its safe haven status as BRICS countries keep stacking bars.
▪️Tether has already issued 7.7 tons of physical gold to back Tether Gold ($XAUT), which alone holds an $811M market cap and is fully 1:1 with real gold.

If central banks are stacking gold, why shouldn’t Tether? Just with a layer of stablecoin liquidity on top.

When fiat fails, gold shines. And if you’re Tether, you guard it like a fortress with no exit liquidity!

💥 The Crypto Angle
Tether’s gold vault adds a layer of real-world muscle to its reserves.
It’s a reminder: Hard assets still rule when fiat falls, and you can’t rug a gold bar (thankfully!)

That’s it for today!

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“All that glitters? Still beats Fiat.” ✨