You'll always have problems pumping a $henlo bag in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is to cut up your bag into five pieces.

And when you have your five pieces, you gotta lock them, because it's no good leaving it in the bag for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to henlocker piggies. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a $henlo bag will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta be super locked in when you bring your tokens to the piggies, for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to be bagholding with zero conviction, now do you?

They will go through $henlo like butter and drop you some $bgt (don't worry about your $henlo, they'll give it back when their price target is hit). You need at least five piggies to finish the pumping job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps $henlo clean without taking any to the piggy farm. Each piggy can fit as much as 3b $henlo and is printing 3-digit $bgt APRs now. That means that a single pig can consume 3% of $henlo supply. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a piggy".