ZK-REDACTED: UNCLASSIFIED

FROM: BLACK LAKE, ONTARIO (NODE 0277)

TO: INTERZONE (NODE 4415)

DATE: 08-11-2098

The teenagers call it “freebasing,” at least in the government schools. Thankfully, none of your 12 great-grandchildren have any idea.

Many blame the iPhone 72 Pro back in ‘89—once VR and LLMs were finally unified. But we’re fine. Our devices never even see those packets...