🚨 BREAKING: After almost 9 years of yelling "DYOR" at normies, Decred's beloved mascot Stakey has been "hard-forked" into retirement for refusing to shill hard enough.

Introducing his replacement; Upril Onyl – 19, pronouns: wen/moon, skills include:

- Explaining rekt portfolios as "vibe transitions".
- Saying GM/GN.
- Gaslighting you into believing NGU is constantly on the horizon.

We wish Stakey all the best in his future endeavors but sadly that ticket has expired. 🎟️