🚨BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Introducing Game7 Burritosino

Cryptocurrency is down bad. Inflation is up. We’re all getting poorer by the minute.
But you know what never loses value? BURRITOS. 🌯

In celebration of #NationalBurritoDay, we're unlocking a whole new level of gaming. Here’s what you can play:

🔥 RouleTaco – Bet it all on red or green salsa to win a 6 pack of tacos.
🌯 Burrito Royale – Go all-in for an endless supply of tortillas.
🥩 Stake for Steak – The longer you stake, the better your steak.

A word from our early playtesters:
“This is the best idea I ever heard,” Donald J. Trump.
“I would have left Apple for this decades ago,” Tim Cook.
“Fuck rockets, Game7 plz hire me,” Elon Musk.

(Fine print: Might be more than a joke, @ChipotleTweets—heard the Burrito Vault is back. Holler at me, boo.)