I am one of few that bought the ATH and lost more than half of my money. Now I must use my beer money


Children will starve

My one in a million streak in 2042 is in jeopardy

My life savings are locked up

My left toe is turning purple

My goldfish committed suicide

My cat knows my secret and hates me

All I get in chat is ignored and my wife can't look me in the eyes (I think she's cheating)

On top of all of that, I'm all alone
......and I thought I won't survive this. But I believe in life amongst all coincidences, xD!
the more you know my friend, the more you know

Now tell me your story, I am bored at work, I need some solace.