🚨 Czech Minister Traumatized by #Bitcoin Proposal!
Zbyněk Stanjura just discovered that sound money exists—and he does not like it.
“The central bank should symbolize stability,” he declared, while managing a currency that’s about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake.
Meanwhile, El Salvador’s Bitcoin reserves are in profit, but sure, let’s keep trusting the magic money printer. Maybe next, Stanjura will propose holding beanie babies instead—at least they have historical value!
HODL on, Czechia. The future doesn’t need permission. 🟠🚀